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CALM-Calm down. So what if the world is going to hell in a hand basket? It’s like, yoga time. Meditation hour starts now. So pop in those AirPods, crank up the sounds of the rainforest, and reeelaaaax. The Zoom rager starts in two hours and I expect you keg-stand ready! *Rain Stick (Ocean) Scented

CRAZY-Don't make me take my hoops out. I'm literally on the verge of smacking that cheap face off your head. If you don't come with me right now to the club and down 14 shots of Jäger with me, I'm telling everyone about that night you spent passed out, face-down on the pavement outside the Sheetz drive-thru window, plain cheeseburger in hand. *Salty Melons Scented

DRINKING-It's ten a.m. somewhere. Honestly, Saturdays were made for day drinking. And Sundays. And Fridays and Mondays and Thursdays. But don't feel guilty about it. It's exactly like going to brunch, except hold the chicken and waffles. You don't want all that heavy grease and gluten screwing with your buzz anyway. *Mojito Scented

 

 *Approximately 10 oz *Burn time 60 hours *Always hand-poured and made with our exclusive blend of 100% soy wax and 0% bullshit *Glass vessel *Made in USA.

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CALM-Calm down. So what if the world is going to hell in a hand basket? It’s like, yoga time. Meditation hour starts now. So pop in those AirPods, crank up the sounds of the rainforest, and reeelaaaax. The Zoom rager starts in two hours and I expect you keg-stand ready! *Rain Stick (Ocean) Scented

CRAZY-Don't make me take my hoops out. I'm literally on the verge of smacking that cheap face off your head. If you don't come with me right now to the club and down 14 shots of Jäger with me, I'm telling everyone about that night you spent passed out, face-down on the pavement outside the Sheetz drive-thru window, plain cheeseburger in hand. *Salty Melons Scented

DRINKING-It's ten a.m. somewhere. Honestly, Saturdays were made for day drinking. And Sundays. And Fridays and Mondays and Thursdays. But don't feel guilty about it. It's exactly like going to brunch, except hold the chicken and waffles. You don't want all that heavy grease and gluten screwing with your buzz anyway. *Mojito Scented

 

 *Approximately 10 oz *Burn time 60 hours *Always hand-poured and made with our exclusive blend of 100% soy wax and 0% bullshit *Glass vessel *Made in USA.