SALTY-*Salty Dog Cocktail (Grapefruit Mango) Scented
FIRST CHILD-You just had to have your own soap. Well, it’s only natural that you should get a candle. You were first, right? The eldest. The most important. But you’re also the family guinea pig, the one who is always the most responsible, and the one who must succeed at all costs. No pressure there, right? *New Everything (Wintergreen) Scented
FAVORITE-I'm not one to brag. And that's just one of the reasons I'm the favorite child. Intelligence, charm, rugged good looks, and modesty. Mom and Dad said they broke the mold when they made me. But I'm not supposed to tell you that. I hear you're pretty fragile. And that's why I'm so nice to you! Honestly, you're so lucky to have me as a sibling. *Better Clothes Scented
FUNCLE-Beer me! White 80, hut, hut, hike! I still don't know what that means, but it's something my uncle would've said as he wrestled me and my brothers to the living room with a full beer in his paw while he simultaneously kept his eyes on the tv the whole time, stopping only to shout obscenities at the refs for "cheating" and being "morons." Sure, someone always got injured in the end, but to be honest, rough-housing with the fun uncle was some of the best times we ever had. *Black Ice Scented
Handmade vegan soaps designed by our in-house soap artisans with fragrance blends to match each concept *Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label * • Made in United States • Ingredients: Coconut, palm, and safflower oils; glycerin, water, sodium hydroxide, sorbitol, sorbitan oleate, soybean protein, coloring, fragrance.
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SALTY-*Salty Dog Cocktail (Grapefruit Mango) Scented
FIRST CHILD-You just had to have your own soap. Well, it’s only natural that you should get a candle. You were first, right? The eldest. The most important. But you’re also the family guinea pig, the one who is always the most responsible, and the one who must succeed at all costs. No pressure there, right? *New Everything (Wintergreen) Scented
FAVORITE-I'm not one to brag. And that's just one of the reasons I'm the favorite child. Intelligence, charm, rugged good looks, and modesty. Mom and Dad said they broke the mold when they made me. But I'm not supposed to tell you that. I hear you're pretty fragile. And that's why I'm so nice to you! Honestly, you're so lucky to have me as a sibling. *Better Clothes Scented
FUNCLE-Beer me! White 80, hut, hut, hike! I still don't know what that means, but it's something my uncle would've said as he wrestled me and my brothers to the living room with a full beer in his paw while he simultaneously kept his eyes on the tv the whole time, stopping only to shout obscenities at the refs for "cheating" and being "morons." Sure, someone always got injured in the end, but to be honest, rough-housing with the fun uncle was some of the best times we ever had. *Black Ice Scented
Handmade vegan soaps designed by our in-house soap artisans with fragrance blends to match each concept *Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label * • Made in United States • Ingredients: Coconut, palm, and safflower oils; glycerin, water, sodium hydroxide, sorbitol, sorbitan oleate, soybean protein, coloring, fragrance.
