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The holiday for the rest of us "Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reached for the last one they had -- but so did another man. As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way! This doll was destroyed. But out of that, a new holiday was born: 'A Festivus for the rest of us!'" - Frank Costanza from Seinfeld episode "The Strike"   

Festivus Pencils - HOLIDAY | Funny | Stocking Stuffer

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The holiday for the rest of us "Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reached for the last one they had -- but so did another man. As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way! This doll was destroyed. But out of that, a new holiday was born: 'A Festivus for the rest of us!'" - Frank Costanza from Seinfeld episode "The Strike"